We're not here to offend anyone's sensibilities. Most of these birds are merely sassy and saucy, not vulgar and vile. However, some of our feathered friends assert their swagger rather boldly. We begrudgingly did not include them in this gallery, but feel free to inquire regarding their whereabouts and misdeeds. That being said, we remain unapologetic for their language being peppered with punk-ass profanity, mostly because it makes us chuckle and it's so VERY unexpected.